We had a Michael von Kroger popularity contest but the only response that could be printed in a family publication like BrookesNews was Kroger’s Puppets on a String, composed by some of his adoring Liberal Party fans. I simply had no idea how much Mikey baby is loved by the rank and file. It will also help cheer up Cathy Manners who thinks I’ve been too hard on poor little Mikey and his pals and should therefore get myself a life, obviously missing the fact that I already have one.

But wait! I have some really great news for Exhibition Street and all those creepy Kroger toadies who infest it — it looks like more political parodies are on the way. Gee, I just can’t wait.

 

Kroger Puppets On a String By Unknown Liberal Party Member We … all work for Michael Kroger And over the dead body of the Liberal Party We’ve gladly become Kroger Puppets on a String So what if Russell Hannon is dumb? And Julian Sheezal is a little fat scum? And Peter Costello throws a tantrum or too? They’re busy little thugs Busy bending the rules ‘Cause it’s not about winning elections It’s all about rigging The preselections Did I mention … We … all work for Michael Kroger And over the dead body of the Liberal Party We’ve gladly become Kroger Puppets on a String We’re part of team! Oh now let’s pretend! And Peter Costello is Il President! And Helen. And Scott Are our bestest friends! And we all learn to trust our politicians Really, it isn’t so bad. With power in the right hands I hope you understand We  … all work for Michael Kroger And over the dead body of the Liberal Party We’ve gladly become Kroger Puppets on a String We’re … sucking out the blood of the Party And oh what a hearty meal to feast on The nation be damned! Tell me who’ve we go to thank? Kroger puppets on a string!

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